“An Open Letter To The People Of The World”

Thank God, the Jesus Tablet is here. If someone could give me back the past 30 minutes, I’d skip the impartial (oh well) cover stories of Time and Newsweek, and head right over to “Fake Steve,” here.

“Needless to say,” as they like to say in photo-blogging, only to then go right on to say whatever is needless to say: I’ll buy one as soon as I’m back in Manhattan.