Zero Miles Left

If you’re flying out of (or into I guess) JFK in the next few weeks: This is the time to trade in your miles for an upgrade. The long lines at check-in don’t bode well. But only after boarding they will tell you that there is a lot of construction going on and that you’ll be awkwardly taxying around the airport for “at least 60 minutes” (and you know what that means).

Copyright 2007 Jens Haas

During takeoff, some 2 1/2 hours later, nothing will beat looking down at 80+ desperately blinking airplanes still lined up next to the runway, while you are sipping your Lufthansa champagne…