When Richard Burton was asked about the first thing he is looking for in a woman, his answer was (allegedly): “She must be at least 30 years old.” I trust that, until you figure out what to look for, choosing a man is complex too. But when it comes to traffic cones, things have always been easy for me: I’m looking for attitude, and good taste in choice of location. This indulgent ambassador of traffic cone values shows both while reclining on the shores of Hudson River.